“GRANTALIZATION”
When to Use Them – When to Not? Big or Little I forgot? Now I’m Older – Far past Grown,…
Month: May 2025
Line Frustration
In a Bank – In a Store, Drive-thru Lanes – even More. When the Line is All and Done, Seems…
Too Much?
Too Much Cooks can Spoil the Kitchen, Too Much Strain can Tear the Stichin’. Too Much Rain can Cause a…
First = Last????
First to Walk. First to Talk. First to Put on Their own Sock. First to Learn. First to Yearn. First…
My Life – Like a Big Truck Tire
Now that I the Future See, Taking Stock of What ails Me. Searched for Something to Compare, Chose a Tire…
The Working Stiff
The Working Stiff – the Real Gist, Must Be a Contortionist. Twists and Bends in strange Positions, Depending On the…
Happy Birthday Old Man!!!!
My good friend John turns 80 today. We met in grade school in Minot, North Dakota – became close friends…
Two Goose Yoga
Wild Geese in our Neighborhood, Not their Home – but Think it Should. Can not Shoot or Drive Away, Guess…
A Young Girl and A Horse
As I stare at This a While, Swear that Horse has Got a Smile. Our Granddaughter shared a Touch, That…
Is this the First Commercial?
Whiter Teeth to Proud Extender, Lighter Beer to Younger Render. Love Them, Hate Them, In-between, Now a Part of Life’s…
Trade those Insults
Trading Insults seems the Way, Some Converse Day to Day. X, TV, Face to Face, Some Lament – a Sad…
“Not a Winner”
“Not a Winner” – how Depressing, Lots of Losers I am Guessing. If you Play the Lottery, Those Three Words…
Super Less
Super Size, Super Bowl, Super Glue and More, Super Strong, that Super Wax, put Upon your Floor. Super Cool, that…
I have Walter Mitty Moments
Daydream – Blasted Off to Space, But that’s Really Not the Case. Made me Write this Little Ditty, “Secret Life…
My Walk in the Rain
Thunder/Lightning – What a Pain, When Moved on – Gentle Rain. Though was Wet – Did not Balk, It Was…
Shining Brightly in the Night
Got no Wick – Got no Flame, But they’re Pretty all the Same. Shining Brightly in the Night, Such a,…
What’s a Squirrelly Guy supposed to Do?
She now has Me at Wits End!!! Seems that She Won’t even Bend!!! Not asking Her to be My Mate,…
Get Married Already
I am old – and old school – if you are a couple, and want to live together, get married…
What Songs – of today – will bring back fond memories to young people?
Maybe I am just an Old Geezer – but listening to today’s music – I wonder what songs will bring…