Author: Bob Grant

I never Will forget the Time, That I Pulled out a Nasty Dime, From some Gooey Purple Slime, Then Decided…

                  Millions Spent to Find a Cure, Ills that Make our Life…

                  Fried Egg Sandwich – I can Cook, Don’t need no Darn…

            Drive-Thru is a Way of Life, Least it Is for Me and Wife. Yesterday…

                  Let’s all March to Boycott Time? Ain’t no Law that It’s…

After consultation – it was decided to treat my cancer with radiation.  To prepare for the actual radiation – I…

                  Most Pet Peeves are Personal, Some might Call quite Direful. A…

            In our House I Do the Laundry, Some might Feel I’ve Crossed a Boundary?…

              If I had Designed the Head, A different Brain I’d have Instead. One…

            Think I’ll hit the Snooze Alarm, Five more Minutes – What’s the Harm? Make…

                  “Excess” is in One’s Perception, My Case there is One Exception….

                Seems that an Eventful Night, Led to what Might be Insight. Here…

A Pen is Something you Can Use, So Pick your Times and Don’t Abuse. Best to Keep it a Recluse,…

            I Propose “a” Grand Solution, To Combat our Air Pollution. Genius Here – I…

                Geraldine the Christmas Gnat, On Santa’s Ear she Proudly Sat. Obscure in…

              As My Teeth are Failing Me, Engineering I can See, Could have Been…

                As my Age and Ailments Mount, Take more Pills than I can…

In this case – the low number wins!!! I saw a mouse scamper across an I-beam in our small, cluttered,…

                Anywhere that Gum is Sold, I Propose a Move that’s Bold. Take…

                  Seems I see Countless Physicians, With my Age it’s More Conditions,…