Robot Grant

Received a Letter Yesterday addressed to Robot Grant,
Name is Robert, go by Bob – been Called Worse with Different Slant.
It is the Truth – I Swear to You – Don’t make Up this Stuff,
To be a Robot – All in All – Might Not be that Tough.

For Joints that Creak with Pain all Day – Fix with Just a Little Grease,
For Lines and Wrinkles – Give them a Buff – My Age it would Decrease.
I would be in Fluid Motion looking Around the Land,
For Perfect Female Robot to Walk with Hand in Hand.

For Dents and Dings – Would not Care about a Single One,
I’d need No Sleep – I could Go On – from Midnight Moon to Setting Sun.
I’d have no Fear of Getting Old with One Important Doubt,
That would Be my Warranty and When it would Run Out.