Humpty Dumpty – The True Story

Humpty Dumpty had a Fall,
Sitting High upon a Wall.
Couldn’t put him Back Again,
Not with Horses or with Men.

Happened by a Laundry Mat,
Secret Film caught the Splat.
Cleaned it up with Mops and Brooms,
Nothing left but Stubborn Fumes.

That’s the Story – Here’s the Truth,
Presented by this Novice Sleuth.
‘Twas not Humpty in that Rubble,
For he Had a Body Double.