A Proposal to stop Nose Pickers

Most Pet Peeves are Personal,
Some might Call quite Direful.
A Stop to One I now Propose,
For those Who Have to Pick their Nose.

Are the Ones who Dig real Deep,
Then Check them Out Before they Eat.
The Sneaky ones Sometimes you Miss,
But certainly Hope not to Kiss.

Of course They’re Those who Pick and Flick,
And then the Ones who Pick and Stick.
The Folks with talent Pick and Roll,
The Clever Soles just Pick and Stroll.

Offenders must Be Made to Wear,
Whether are Bald or Have any Hair.
Offenders with this Lid on Top,
Hopefully, their Pickings Stop.

Petitions to Turn Idea into Law,
Collect them All without a Flaw.
Place their Pickings that Besets,
With Shame upon “Booger Helmets.”