My Solution for Air Polution

I Propose “a” Grand Solution,
To Combat our Air Pollution.
Genius Here – I make No Bones,
Just feed Nose Hairs Growth Hormones.

Until now They’ve had No Voice,
Certainly you’ll Cheer My Choice.
Quietly they Do their Job,
Sometimes Caught in Booger Glob.

Long Enough to Cause Abatement,
Still can Make a Fashion Statement.
Wrapped Around from Head to Toe,
Colored Bright like a Rainbow.

We’d be Walking ‘round the Land,
Cleaning Air – It’ll be So Grand.
Imagine Extra’s you Would See,
For Us to Buy on QVC.