What’s a Squirrelly Guy supposed to Do?

She now has Me at Wits End!!!
Seems that She Won’t even Bend!!!
Not asking Her to be My Mate,
Simply wanting just One Date.

Texted Her on Squirrel Talk,
Break the Ice – a Simple Walk.
Brought Her Nuts – even Corn,
Through Her Snub – Have to Morn.

Asked Her Out more than I should,
Thinks that She’s in Hollywood. 
Even tried to Sing and Dance, 
Hoping that’d Give me a Chance.
How do I Cope with this Here Trauma,
Can’t just Stay in my Pajama.

Doing Anger Management,
Your Big Tree was Heaven Sent.
Throw Small Branches to the Ground,
Stress Release without a Sound.
Wears me Out – In my Stride,
Survey Damage – Satisfied.
Cleaned it Up with Rake and Picker,
Could your Head be any Thicker? 
Not a question if – but when,
I will Do it all Again. 
If She ever Does say Yes,
There is Something must Confess.
If no Longer in Distress,
Be no Need to Make a Mess.
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Author: Bob Grant
High School Teacher - Drafted/US Army - Business Career working for Others - Business Career working for Self - Website for Writers (Speak Without Interruption) - Retired.
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