My Very Bestest Hair Cuter – Ever!!!!
I’m pushing 80 – and over the years – I have been to numerous locations and have had many people…
Month: June 2025
Q-Tips
From a Guy named Gerstenzang, The Idea for Q-Tips Sprang. Toothpick/Cotton by his Wife, Sprang a Change for Daily Life….
Draggin’ Main
Call me Old and Out of Touch, Perhaps you’re Right – Use as a Crutch. Memories of My Younger Years,…
My Proposed Changes to the US Congress
Congress is a Part Time Job, Seemingly a Badge to Rob. Though they Don’t Work Day to Day, Sure Command…
Memories that Taste So Good!!!!
Walking down the Cookie Aisle, Saw Something that Made me Smile. Took me Back when Was a Kid, Bought some…
My Proposed Changes to a Doc’s Exam Room
Even Doctor’s are my Friend, For my Health I can Depend. But I have a Bone to Pick, A Nice…
Fond Memories of a Blue 1953 Chevy Pickup
As a Senior in college – in 1966 – I had saved up enough money to purchase a car. My…
Take a Break from Reality
Reality can Be a Bitch, Need at Times to Make a Switch. Even for a Little While, Worries given Up…
Who Cut the Cheese?
“Cut the Cheese” – Heard the Term? Might move Some of Us to Squirm? Love the Smell – Bouquet of…
Got Wheels/Drive-Thru
Fast Food Lanes – We are well Versed, Yet these Photos Show a First. In this Case she Brought her…
Got Hemorrhoids – Join the Club
Hemorrhoids – Don’t be Annoyed, You strained Hard – Should be Enjoyed. Embarrassment – No Need to Hide, Built from…
The Mouse & The Giraffe
A Mouse Loved A Giraffe – As Strange as It Seems. He Loved Her in Daytime – He Loved Her…
Second Helpings?
Second Helpings – Pig or Not, Guess Depends on What you Got? It’s right There in Front of you, Big…
Gossip makes The World Go ‘Round
Gossip makes The World Go ‘Round, No where There’s a Better Sound. Juicier the Words you Smother, From One’s Mouth…
A Fried Egg Sandwich
Fried Egg Sandwich – I can Cook, Don’t need no Darn Cooking Book. Crack the Egg – Scrap the Shell,…
My ultimate “Social” – “Security”
“Social” “Security” is a Misnomer, Like When a Bunt turns to a Homer. Perhaps call it Cash – Yours in…
The Prostate Story
Way back When the World Began, God worked Hard to create “Man.” As ideas from Then were Sprung, Must have…
My Wife Sleeps with Andy Reid
My Wife Sleeps with Andy Reid, Frozen Mustache – Yes Indeed. Also keeps His Glasses On, Fun Galore – and…
Our Intestines
Intestines Were an Afterthought, R&D – Not a Lot. Time for Testing way too Short, Not Enough of Tech Support….
Our Backyard Pirate
Took a Peek – Case Humans There, Constantly People Aware. I’ve been Waiting here for Hours, For a Chance at…