Am I “Tech Savy” as a Third Grader?

“Tech Savy” as a Third Grader?
Now I offer My Self Rater.
Issue Challenge and be Bold,
With the Knowledge that I Hold.

When I think of “Gigabytes”,
Eating Burgers in Two Bites.
“AI” tells You what might Happen,
Makes me Think of Aye Aye Captain.

“Browser”, “Scanning”, “Windows” screens,
Peeping Tom to me it Means.
When I hear ‘Bout some “Hard Drive,”
Rush Hour Traffic and Survive.

“Monitor” when Was a Kid,
Someone Watching what I Did.
“Mouse” was Something that Cats Chased,
“Bit” were Items in Drills Placed.

“Boot” ‘twas Swift Kick in the Butt,
“Click” noise Made when Doors were Shut.
“Drag” were Parties without Chicks,
“Menu” something with Chopsticks.

As the “Folders” in my Brain,
“Network” until I Obtain,
More “RAM” needed so I’m Bold,
Challenge up an Eight-Year-Old?

Perhaps to Come up With the Crown,
Need to Challenge Two Grades Down?

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Author: Bob Grant
High School Teacher - Drafted/US Army - Business Career working for Others - Business Career working for Self - Website for Writers (Speak Without Interruption) - Retired.
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