Got Hemorrhoids – Join the Club

Hemorrhoids – Don’t be Annoyed,
You strained Hard – Should be Enjoyed.
Embarrassment – No Need to Hide,
Built from Scratch – Wear with Pride. 

Constipation – Nasty Word,
Easy Peasy is Preferred.
Slide things Out without a Hitch,
But sometimes Can be a Glitch.

Don’t despair You’re not Alone,
As You suffer On your Thrown.
Join as “Hemmee’s – what I Dub,
“Hasty Wastee Hemorrhoids Club.”