The Joking Gene
I don’t Have the “Joking Gene”, Was Left Out and Kind of Mean. Hear a Joke and Split a Gut,…
Month: June 2025
The Astonishing Journey of Dick and Jane
Went to School with Dick and Jane, Friends of Not my Choice. Went with Them from Page to Page, Never…
Have you Ever been Dumped?
“You deserve Better” – “I need my Space,” Whether in Texting or to Your Face. “I need a Break” –…
Politicians – My Solution
Should Politicians be Dismissed? That’s the Question in our Midst. Surrounds the Query Number One, Why don’t Seem to Get…
Peggy & Penny
Penny the Pear lived High in a Tree, Organic She was – a True Pedigree. Peggy the Peach lived Wild…
Old Rockstar – that’s My Dream
Does it Throw things Out of Whack, If Old Guys like “Nickelback?” Name came from some Change for Jack, Buddy…
Want World Peace – Try This!
My solution for World Peace, Hostilities Would surely Cease. News would be a Cycle Hottie, Yes, Trot out a Porta…
Epitaph
Want to Write your Epitaph, No one Else on your Behalf? Plan it Out – Write it Down, With a…
“Tin Soldiers and Nixon coming”
May 4, 1970 Kent State University Protest against Nixon’s April 30th announcement to expand the Vietnam War into Cambodia Ohio…
Why not Three’s?
Pigs and Wise Men – Kittens Too, French Hens, Blind Mice, in the Stew. Bears and Stooges In a Tub,…
$TwoDigits .99
$TwoDigits.99 – Shows You a Chance, Such a Great Offer – Just Give Us a Glance. Sure That this Thing…
“The Swedish Chef”
At this Age I must Admit, Muppets for Me is a Hit! Characters and All the Rest, Swedish Chef is…
Balls, Brass Monkey & The Saying
Snow or Cold – Night or Shine, Those in Battle cannot Whine. Sayings come as History Done, In this Instance…
“Cho-Co-Lot”
Excess is in One’s Perception, My Case there is One Exception. There’s No Limit I Allot, When it comes to…
My Changes for Stop Lights
I was Stopped the Other Day, Wondered why they Looked that Way? Red and Green and Yellow too, Who Decided…
When it’s My End
Wonder when I’ll meet the End, Sometime Near or ‘round the Bend? When I enter this Playground, Hope it’s Up…
Miss those Burma Shave Signs
Those who’ve Passed a Certain Age, Might Remember Roadside Rage. Not the Kind that Made you Mad, Now they’re Gone…
Flowers
Surely should we Love all Flowers, View and Smell them – Yes for Hours. Rare Ones in a Sacred Pot,…
Three Owls not Three Monkeys
Were Three Owls on the Deck, Might seem Fake – Alive through Tech. Like Three Monkeys they are Not, Opposite,…
Self-Check Healthcare
Costco-Walgreens-CVS, Offer Self-Check? That’s a Yes. No more Human Real Faces, Rather Kiosks in their Places. Sam’s and Others move…