A Nose Pickin’ Nail

Do you Have A Nose Pickin’ Nail?
One that You Count on – Never to Fail.
Born to do Battle – From a Locale,
Things that Get Wedged there – In the Canal.

It is a Weapon – That Is for Sure,
What Shape should it Be – so It will Endure?
Design is the Key – for Future Success,
The Quicker you Snare One – the Less the Distress.

Shaped like a Dart –
Stab Straight in the Heart.

Round like a Spoon –
Digging out Soon.

Prongs like a Fork –
For much Better Torque.

Curved like a Hoe –
Better the Flow.

No Fear with Your Tool – That Is the Rule,
Impress with Each Catch and Make them Drool.
No Matter what Day your Nose Pickin’ falls,
Display All your Captures on Mirrors and Walls.