I am pushing 80 and have been to several Dentist Toads over the years. Then, I was fortunate enough to meet my Dentist Princess – Dr. Kirby Kavanaugh. She and her staff are absolutely the best – I have the experience to state this emphatically. I look forward to my visits with her when she provides gentle tooth massages. I trust her completely – even when she sends me to either the Tooth Relievers – or – the Tooth Undertakers. No matter what the situation might be – she “always” has my back!!!! All my remaining teeth have crowns on them – she has made me the self-professed King of Tooth Crown Checkers. She is also the one who suggested that Fake Teeth might be a good idea – and as always – she was correct. I place them in a solution overnight and I think they practice chewing – because they sure work great during the day. If you want advice – from an Old Geezer – take your teeth to Dr. Kavanaugh, and her all women staff, as it will be one of the best decisions that you will ever make!!! I wrote the following for her – she framed it and put it on the wall in her office. This is a “first” in terms of displaying one of my Rhymes and probably the last.
”Kick Ass Kirby”
Annie Oakley – Calamity Jane,
Dominated their Domain.
If there Was a Dental Derby,
Place your Bets on “Kick Ass Kirby.”
Quickest Draw of Any Drill,
Deadly Aim – a Tooth to Fill.
If this Was the Wild Wild West,
Certainly, She’d Be the Best!!!
Take no Bull from Any Man,
Strength in Women is Her Plan.
Takes all Comers – Understood,
Might be Blunt but is Damn Good!!!
New Corral – a Bell Ringer,
For her Patients – this DrillSlinger.
Bandit Teeth in you Attack,
Kick Ass Kirby’s – Got your Back!!!!!!
