Now Days – Santa “must” have Two Sleigh’s

Santa’s been Around a While,
To the Masses Brings a Smile.
Presents Bagged and In his Sleigh,
Easy-Peasy – Once his Day.

As the years Advanced Along,
Simple is a Different Song.
Outdoor Camera’s – Dry or Wet,
Brought a Challenge and a Threat.

No longer can He move Unseen,
Every Misstep on Some Screen.
It’s the Same in Every Nation,
Santa’s Ripe for Litigation.

Then to Please the PC Folks,
The Strain gives Santa Mini-Strokes.
Once this was a Joyous Night,
Now more Tricky is the Flight.

So Changes made from Santa’s View,
A Need for Sleigh both One and Two,
The first One just Like One of Old,
Gifts and Rudolph in the Fold.

Number Two is Just Defense,
To Santa it makes perfect sense,
Present for Him – Don’t you Know,
Insurance Guys and Lawyer’s in Toe.