Me and My Gargage Exploits
Garbage Day comes Every Week. As a Man and Mate – My True Worth I Seek. Did not Bare the Child…
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American Bandstand
Tik Tok, New “X”, and Facebook, Tumblr, WhatsApp, Where they Look. Not to Mention all the Games, Numerous – Don’t…
My Tractor Tale
Was never a Farmer but Did drive a Tractor, Perhaps you’ll Consider that as a Factor? Worked for a…
The First New Year’s Eve Party
Adam announced, “It’s New Year’s – Eve,” Fresh Tradition we’ll Achieve. Invite the Neighbors for a Bash, Certainly will Be…
Now Days – Santa “must” have Two Sleigh’s
Santa’s been Around a While, To the Masses Brings a Smile. Presents Bagged and In his Sleigh, Easy-Peasy – Once…
Santa is a Gamer
‘Tis Time for Christmas – ‘Tis Time for Cheer, ‘Tis Time for Secrets – So Lend an Ear. It’s just…
Thank you Bobby – for the Song!
Turned Thirteen and could Drive, Had a License – Felt Alive. Christmas Season – Fifty Seven, AM Music –…
Where is Santa going to Pee on Christmas Eve?
Where is Santa Gonna Tinkle? Stress that Sure could Dull his Twinkle. Up to Now been No Solution. Need an…
Santa & Cupcake
There’s Dancer, Prancer, Donner, and Blitzen – the Elves, Mrs. Santa Claus too, who work hard all year – so…
My 80 Revelation
Now that I’m Eighty – All Filters are Gone, My Self Reward for Living so Long. In this Age Bracket…
Cautious
Cautious is my Guiding Word, Some might Think it’s Quite Absurd. Even though I’m quite Uptight? Hope it Helps me…
My Advice to Turkeys Everywhere
The Turkey is the Dumbest Bird – Ugly just to Boot. Call them By some Other Name – One of…
Elections by the Shit Pound
Perhaps themselves They have to Blame, Politicians by a Name. Vows for Votes they Hope to Git, Some Might call…
To Me Marriage is:
Bathrooms that Stink, A Special Wink, Seeing life’s Dishes pile Up in the Sink. Baggage you Share, Embrace and not…
Get More
“Get More” covers Lots of Things, From Exercise to Red Hot Wings. Sex is Clearly at the Top, For Some…
My Fit Bit
Got me a Fit Bit, Keep me a Bit Fit, Make sure don’t Sit, Like sorry Nitwit, Who’s prone to…
The One Compliment Rule
Simply put – this would be a voluntary rule whereby – once per week – a person must give another…
“Magic Man with Magic Hands”
Discharge Papers – still Alive, Finally Felt I would Survive. Home of Record had a Band, Gaining Ground throughout the…
H-A-T-E
“H” is for Happiness One cannot Find, When Rage Beats attempts to Truly be Kind. “A” is for Anger that…