Sugar – In My Perfect World
In My Perfect World – all Food would Be Sweet, Sugar would Be in All that I Eat. Cookies for…
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“Sixteen Candles” for our Granddaughter on her 16th Birthday
Our granddaughter turns 16 – kind of sappy for an old man – but I always liked the song “Sixteen…
They are still “Magic” to me – “Heart”
Discharge Papers – still Alive, Finally Felt I would Survive. Home of Record had a Band, Gaining Ground throughout the…
If this Old Geezer could Rap
A Rhyme Came to me Just after My Nap, Perhaps there’s A Place for Old Geezer’s Rap? Could Rap about…
Porcupine Quills might come in Handy
If I could Restart in Time, Part of Me be’d Porcupine. Likely still need Human Skills, But I’d Opt to…
All Vehicles should have Square Tires
Tires should be Square – Not Round, My Revolution Battleground. Distracted Drivers – Stop them Dead, Concentrating Straight Ahead. Little…
The Five-Second Rule
Five Second Rule most Surely Stalls, Depending where the Tidbit Falls. Take more Time just to Mull, If Falls into…
“HOLES”
See them almost Every Day, As we Move along Our Way. Some in Person – Some are Not Most are…
Too Sexy????
One-Hit Label some Might Dread, But Stand Tall for “Right Said Fred.” State it Strong for All to See, One…
The Reset Roulette Wheel
Sure You’ve seen This thing Before, Part of It that I Abhor. Month and Date – Ain’t so Bad, Scroll…
The End to Boring Day Names
All our Days now End in “Y,” Time to Change them – Why not Try? Names we Have are Getting…
On Hold
Most of Us have been “On Hold,” Horrendous Stories to be Told. Instructions seem from Outer Space, Hopes your Need…
A Nose Pickin’ Nail
Do you Have A Nose Pickin’ Nail? One that You Count on – Never to Fail. Born to do Battle…
OH, “Those” 4-Letter Words!
“Those” 4-Letter Words ain’t Anything new, Yet unfairly Branded by Really a Few, The Ones that Some Dread are just…
The One-Finger Salute has a History
French and English fought to Win, Here’s my Slant to Share a Grin. In the Year of Fourteen Plus, Useful…
A Rare Friendship – Christy & Chico
Christy the Cheetah was Starting to Grow, Learning to Run and where She should Go. She lived On the Range…
A Dog that Won’t Bark
A Dog that Won’t Bark – A Cow that Won’t Moo. A Pig that Won’t Oink – A Cat that…
Hyperbole
For the Term Hyperbole, Seems It’s Spent Too Much to Me, By the Talking Heads I See, Expounding Forth on…
Pastries should also be Equal
Pastries are my Big Downfall, Filled or Not – Large or Small. Polish off in Nothing Flat, Proudly Wear my…
My Pet Mosquito
I would Like a Pet Mosquito, That Would be Extremely Neat-O, And to Truly do it Right, I would Have…