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My Tractor Tale
Was never a Farmer but Did drive a Tractor, Perhaps you’ll Consider that as a Factor? Worked for a…
The First New Year’s Eve Party
Adam announced, “It’s New Year’s – Eve,” Fresh Tradition we’ll Achieve. Invite the Neighbors for…
Now Days – Santa “must” have Two Sleigh’s
Santa’s been Around a While, To the Masses Brings a Smile. Presents Bagged and In his Sleigh, Easy-Peasy – Once…
Santa is a Gamer
‘Tis Time for Christmas – ‘Tis Time for Cheer, ‘Tis Time for Secrets – So Lend an Ear. It’s just…
Thank you Bobby – for the Song!
[embedyt] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnDmmiiFSUU[/embedyt] Turned Thirteen and could Drive, Had a License – Felt Alive. Christmas Season – Fifty Seven, AM…
Where is Santa going to Pee on Christmas Eve?
Where is Santa Gonna Tinkle? Stress that Sure could Dull his Twinkle. Up to Now been No Solution. Need an…
Santa & Cupcake
There’s Dancer, Prancer, Donner, and Blitzen – the Elves, Mrs. Santa Claus too, who work hard all year – so…
My 80 Revelation
Now that I’m Eighty – All Filters are Gone, My Self Reward for Living so Long. In this Age Bracket…
My Advice to Turkeys Everywhere
The Turkey is the Dumbest Bird – Ugly just to Boot. Call them By some Other Name – One of…
Elections by the Shit Pound
Perhaps themselves They have to Blame, Politicians by a Name. Vows for Votes they Hope to Git, Some Might call…
To Me Marriage is:
Bathrooms that Stink, A Special Wink, Seeing life’s Dishes pile Up in the Sink. Baggage you Share, Embrace and not…
My Fit Bit
Got me a Fit Bit, Keep me a Bit Fit, Make sure don’t Sit, Like sorry Nitwit, Who’s prone to…
The One Compliment Rule
Simply put – this would be a voluntary rule whereby – once per week – a person must give another…
Double Chin
Double Chin – don’t Chagrin, See the Company that you’re In. Alex Baldwin – Michael Moore, Jack Black boosts the…
In Your Mind
Have You seen Bright Rainbow Horns, On Deer, or Goats, or Unicorns? Cotton candy on the trees? Tiny sweaters on…
I feel Sorry for Field Goal Kickers
I feel Sorry for Field Goal Kickers, Goat or Hero are their Stickers. A Solution here in Store, Read Below…

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