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“Our”

 Bob Grant  January 13, 2026

“Our” – the Word – at least Takes Two, In everything You Say or Do.  Some might Say it’s Just…

My Tractor Tale

 Bob Grant  January 6, 2026

  Was never a Farmer but Did drive a Tractor, Perhaps you’ll Consider that as a Factor? Worked for a…

The First New Year’s Eve Party

 Bob Grant  January 3, 2026

          Adam announced, “It’s New Year’s – Eve,” Fresh Tradition we’ll Achieve. Invite the Neighbors for…

Now Days – Santa “must” have Two Sleigh’s

 Bob Grant  December 21, 2025

Santa’s been Around a While, To the Masses Brings a Smile. Presents Bagged and In his Sleigh, Easy-Peasy – Once…

Santa is a Gamer

 Bob Grant  December 12, 2025

‘Tis Time for Christmas – ‘Tis Time for Cheer, ‘Tis Time for Secrets – So Lend an Ear. It’s just…

Thank you Bobby – for the Song!

 Bob Grant  December 9, 2025

[embedyt] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnDmmiiFSUU[/embedyt]   Turned Thirteen and could Drive, Had a License – Felt Alive. Christmas Season – Fifty Seven, AM…

Where is Santa going to Pee on Christmas Eve?

 Bob Grant  December 6, 2025

Where is Santa Gonna Tinkle? Stress that Sure could Dull his Twinkle. Up to Now been No Solution. Need an…

Santa & Cupcake

 Bob Grant  November 30, 2025

There’s Dancer, Prancer, Donner, and Blitzen – the Elves, Mrs. Santa Claus too, who work hard all year – so…

My 80 Revelation

 Bob Grant  November 28, 2025

Now that I’m Eighty – All Filters are Gone, My Self Reward for Living so Long. In this Age Bracket…

Cautious

 Bob Grant  November 19, 2025

Cautious is my Guiding Word, Some might Think it’s Quite Absurd. Even though I’m quite Uptight? Hope it Helps me…

My Advice to Turkeys Everywhere

 Bob Grant  November 7, 2025

The Turkey is the Dumbest Bird – Ugly just to Boot. Call them By some Other Name – One of…

Elections by the Shit Pound

 Bob Grant  November 1, 2025

Perhaps themselves They have to Blame, Politicians by a Name. Vows for Votes they Hope to Git, Some Might call…

To Me Marriage is:

 Bob Grant  October 25, 2025

Bathrooms that Stink, A Special Wink, Seeing life’s Dishes pile Up in the Sink. Baggage you Share, Embrace and not…

Get More

 Bob Grant  October 11, 2025

“Get More” covers Lots of Things, From Exercise to Red Hot Wings. Sex is Clearly at the Top, For Some…

My Fit Bit

 Bob Grant  October 4, 2025

Got me a Fit Bit, Keep me a Bit Fit, Make sure don’t Sit, Like sorry Nitwit, Who’s prone to…

The One Compliment Rule

 Bob Grant  September 24, 2025

Simply put – this would be a voluntary rule whereby – once per week – a person must give another…

H-A-T-E

 Bob Grant  September 20, 2025

“H” is for Happiness One cannot Find, When Rage Beats attempts to Truly be Kind. “A” is for Anger that…

Double Chin

 Bob Grant  September 17, 2025

Double Chin – don’t Chagrin, See the Company that you’re In. Alex Baldwin – Michael Moore, Jack Black boosts the…

In Your Mind

 Bob Grant  September 16, 2025

Have You seen Bright Rainbow Horns, On Deer, or Goats, or Unicorns? Cotton candy on the trees? Tiny sweaters on…

I feel Sorry for Field Goal Kickers

 Bob Grant  September 14, 2025

I feel Sorry for Field Goal Kickers, Goat or Hero are their Stickers. A Solution here in Store, Read Below…