The Hacker’s Hex

For all of You Hackers – Who give Us such Trouble,
I send You a Hex in Form of a Bubble:

It Travels through Planes – It Travels through Trains,
It Travels through Brains – It Travels through Drains,
Puts Gas in your Guts – A Rash on your Butts,
Puts Snot in your Nose – Grease on your Toes,
Puts Dots on your Nipples – A Face full of pimples,
Puts Wax in your Ears – Soap in your Tears,
Puts Poop on your Hand – Shorts filled with Sand,
Puts Glue on your Chair – With Nothing to Wear,
For All of you Hackers – Who give Us such Trouble,
Why Take a Chance on my Hex in a Bubble?