My Fried Egg Sandwich

Fried Egg Sandwich – I can Cook,
Don’t need no Darn Cooking Book.
Crack the Egg – Scrap the Shell,
Break the Yolk – Doing Well.

One Egg – Two Eggs – Three Eggs – More?
Got the Space – Why not Four?
Lots of Pepper and Some Salt,
Get too Much – Not my Fault.

On the Bagel – Cut in Two,
Then the Best – Begin to Chew.
Not before I Dip the Red,
Globs of Ketchup I Do Spread.

In Pure Heaven – I Enthrall,
Even with Cholesterol.